童言童語 Baby Talk

1.  While at breakfast, Peanut insisted holding onto a small bag of M&M.

P: Mommy, please open my candy for me.  媽媽, 請幫我開"emusss"
PM: Not until you finish your breakfast.  先吃完早餐.
P: But I said PLEASE.  可是我有說請啊!
PM: Yes you did.  But you still have to finish your breakfast.

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2.  Daddy eating some chicken wings.  There's a pile of bones on the table.

P:  Daddy, what are those?  爸爸, 那是什麼?
PD: Bones.  骨頭.
She thinks for a moment.  想了一下.
P:  Daddy, are you a dog???  (She has a book of different animals eating different kinds of foods.  Dog likes to gnaw on bones)  爸爸, 你是狗嗎?
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